Anonymous Asks:
one time i followed you home from school but you caught me so i said "look in your pocket" and ran away and i watched you from a bush and you looked in your pocket and there was an egg in there from when i snuck into your house the previous night and put an egg in there because you only have like two pairs of jeans so i knew youd have to wear one of them eventually and today was the day i guess
kenj Said: