Seduction Tip: Shout at the buttocks of your lover. Literally grab both cheeks and begin shouting. You may stick to obscenities and endearments, or even attempt to hold a conversation. Try shouting about your theories on how Lost ended. If you think you have made a point that the butt would agree with, raise and lower both cheeks to simulate nodding. Do not stop shouting at the butt.
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Seduction Tip: Shout at the buttocks of your lover. Literally grab both cheeks...begin...